How to use this very suggestive-looking curling iron

Hello! This is the Revlon Curl Magic Styling Wand and it looks REALLY sexually-suggestive. But I think it's a great option for people who want sort of curly/messy hair and regular curling irons never work for them but they're too scared to use the straight wand and not talented enough to avoid burning themselves. (In this situation "themselves" equals me.)

Below is a demonstration of how to use the wand. The video is less than three minutes long, but the hairdo took me about seven minutes total. Enjoy, and try not to hurt yourself!